I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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