summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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