I feel like I'm in dance class right now
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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