She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
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Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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