I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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