i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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