It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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