Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
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I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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