I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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