Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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