the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
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You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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