Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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