Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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