I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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