Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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