it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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