I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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