Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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