I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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