gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I've blown a few things in my day
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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