We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
