I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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