My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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