Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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