Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
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I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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