you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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