I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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