hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
im about as happy as oj after his trial
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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