the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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