I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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