Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I skipped work to stalk him.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Randomize
