Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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