You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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