I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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