whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Found the puke drawer
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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