It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He passed out mid-signature
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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