his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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