The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
You can't special order awesome
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
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connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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