There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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