You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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