She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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