walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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