dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
love makes seman taste better
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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