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(312): View more from Illinois

I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?

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(312): I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night? http://tfl.nu/ityh

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.

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(508): We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while. http://tfl.nu/9c2t

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you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog

(716): View more from New York

do you not see the irony in that??

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(619): you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog (716): do you not see the irony in that?? http://tfl.nu/h8wi

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(989): View more from Michigan

did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know

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no

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(989): did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know (1-989): no http://tfl.nu/fk8z

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(734): View more from Michigan

Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.

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(734): Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props. http://tfl.nu/gfig

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.

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(413): If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night. http://tfl.nu/7nph

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?

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(201): I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this? http://tfl.nu/60aa

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident

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(506): Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident http://tfl.nu/1apo

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(253): View more from Washington

He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.

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(253): He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina. http://tfl.nu/0nhv

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I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.

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(605): I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become. http://tfl.nu/axq7

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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...

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(870): Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories... http://tfl.nu/piuz

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We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me

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(407): We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me http://tfl.nu/k2wx

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(720): View more from Colorado

Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me

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(720): Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me http://tfl.nu/71h4

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You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.

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(909): You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on. http://tfl.nu/y2xe

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(301): View more from Maryland

Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call

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(301): Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call http://tfl.nu/0acs

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