Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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