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• (925): View more from California

  Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake

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• (914): View more from New York

  i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  You're the end to all my bad dreams.

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.

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• (619): View more from California

  Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.

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• (619): View more from California

  After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.

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• (707): View more from California

  Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.

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