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CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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