Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
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my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
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Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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