you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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