yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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