he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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