dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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