The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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