so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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