I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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