walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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