I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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